We don't sell
skincare
We tell you the
truth
about yours
The Verdict
3 ConflictsCeraVe moisturizing cream
Pharmacy staple, actually barrier-safe
St. Ives apricot scrub
Crushed shells, real micro-tears
Drunk Elephant C-Firma
Wrong pH, fights your retinol
Snap your selfies and a shelfie — get a per-product ingredient read matched to your skin, so you know what to Keep, Toss, or Replace.
Free · Verdict in Minutes
How We Got Here
The Setup
You did everything right.
You bought the serums, followed the routines, trusted the reviews — and your skincare products still let you down.
The Reality
Here's what nobody tells you.
Half of what's on your vanity shelf may be fighting the other half. Great ingredients, wrong combinations.
The Brutal Honesty
The industry profits when you keep buying.
It has zero incentive to tell you what to stop using.
The Turn
So we built the thing that does.
No products to sell you — just the truth about the ones you already own.
— Vetted Vanity Founder
“I'm not a dermatologist. I'm a mid-30s skincare hostage who'd spent years and way too much money at Sephora counters and facial studios with nothing to show for it. Turns out my favorite face wash — the expensive one that smelled incredible — had been stripping my skin barrier every single time I used it.”
Vetting Process
Gather
Snap some selfies and shelfies. We read every ingredient label on your shelf.
Match
We cross-check each ingredient against your skin's specific needs — and against each other.
Blueprint
You get a Keep, Toss, or Replace call on every product, plus an AM/PM routine that actually works together.
One Price, No Strings
Get the truth about the skincare products already sitting on your vanity shelf.
The Vanity Blueprint
$49
One-time · No subscription
- Your selfies, analyzedYour skin type, tone, and specific concerns, read straight from your selfies.
- Every Product, Cross-CheckedA full ingredient breakdown of everything in your shelfie — what's working together, and what's quietly fighting.
- Your Keep / Toss / Replace VerdictA clear call on every product, with the specific reason behind it — no jargon, no guessing.
- Insights Made for YouNotes on how your climate, age, and what we found in your scan specifically shape what your skin actually needs.
- Smarter SwapsReplacement picks for anything flagged Toss or Replace, sourced from the best-matching ingredients — not the best-paying brand.
- Your Routine, Built to FollowA custom AM + PM sequence, in order, delivered in a clean format made for your mirror.
- Yours to KeepDelivered instantly on-screen, plus a downloadable PDF forever.
- Backed by a Real GuaranteeNot satisfied? Full refund within 14 days, no questions asked.
Tele-derm
$30–60/mo
forever
Vetted Vanity
$49
once
We don't sell a single product — no branded bottles end up in your cart.